Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Jon


Først, ignorer tidspunktet dette innlegget er skrevet på. Jada, jeg skal legge meg snart, men jeg må informere alle om at navnet mitt ikke er så kjedelig som det virker. Denne beskrivelsen fant jeg på en gøyal side: (Jeg tar ikke ansvar for opp til flere stygge skrivefeil, dette er klipp og lim!)

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Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much.

Jonathan
Johnathan (gay Verison)
Jon
John (gay version) (Det er jo det jeg alltid har sagt!)

Jonathan Cares for His family Alot.
Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend.
Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squadso is he. (Hæ?)

A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night"
A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row"
A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then"

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(used mostly in massachusetts) the squad's word for alcohol, alcoholic drinks (jons), drinking (jonning), or to be drunk.

the party was crazy last night, i was so jon!

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jon
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Altså: Jon is Jonning Jon's all day! Jon is getting Jonned by Jonning Jon's, so it's too bad Jon can't hold his Jon, he is way too Jon!

Trondheim neste!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Etter å ha lest denne nokså urovekkende beskrivelse av personen bak navnet Jon, var e egentlig litt usikker på om dette va rein fakta, eller bullshit, men etter å ha søkt frem navnet mitt, Morten, og smilt meg gjennom min egen definisjon, e e totalt overbevist over at det må ligge nokke dyper bak denne begrunnelsen, eller ja, meg ;)

1. Morten

A male name. It has links to the god of roman mythology; Mars. The name Morten have connections to both "death" and "master of war".

It can also be used when comparing someone to an Emperor, King, Übermenchen, an expert at something, or someone simply of a more advanced intelligence or a higher status. People that are too f***ing skilled can also be compared to "Morten" (in many ways!).

1.
"Look at that guy, he's a friggin' expert!"
"Yeah! He's so good his name must be Morten!"

2.
"Oh my gawd..! Yes! Holy sh**! You're so good. You're just so f***ing good! I'm totally exhausted! We need to do this more often!"
"Hehe, glad to hear that. I guess you could almost call me Morten."

Jon said...

There you go! :)