Ettersom det nærmer seg julaften, er det fortsatt ingen grunn for meg til å sitere en herlig South Park-episode, men jeg gjør det likevel:
- Butters: You're not gonna, stick something yicky in my mouth, are you?
- Cartman: I swear on my mother's life, Butters. I am not going to stick anything yicky in your mouth.
- Cartman: I was asleep, and this person just ... puts his penis in my mouth without me knowing! And took the picture!
- Detective Yates: ...I see.
- Cartman: Yes. Now it may appear in the picture that I'm actually looking at the camera lens smiling, ... with the penis in my mouth. And giving a thumbs up. But I assure you, I was fast asleep!
- Kyle:If you put somebody's weiner in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!
- Cartman: Nuh-uh!
- Kyle: Yeah-huh!
- Cartman: Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh?
- Kenny: He-he, that makes you very fucking gay!
- Cartman: (Crying, stumbles into the kitchen, holding onto a doorframe for support) Moommmmm...
- Mom: Yes, poonchkins?
- Cartman:(between sniffles) Last night.. when.. Butters.. came to spend the night.. I wanted to take a picture of him.. you know.. for his mom to have.. and I tripped, and my mouth landed right on his penis - and at that moment.. i thought of something really funny.. and kinda started to smile a little bit.. and kinda.. give a little thumbs up.. and thats when he took the pictureee....
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